Jokes

 

1. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? Because it was two-tired!
2. Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
3. What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
4. Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
5. Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.

I hope these jokes made you smile!